WITH REFERENCE TO CHRISTOPHER MATTHEW WHITE.
I would like to display the ten things that I would never do...

So, I would never...

1) ...have a period. More due to natural selection than choice, but even given the choice I'd opt out, doesn't sound like a lot of fun.
2) ...Set fire to myself or anyone else who didn't deserve it, I mean imagine the process, you'd just have to step back and look at yourself. "What am I doing, this is just really going to hurt."
3) ...Watch another episode of Torchwood. I put this in tentatively on the basis that I probably will, but I really don't want to. It's devillishly compelling but essentially tripe.
4) ...indulge in coitus with an animal or a child... it's just not worth the bother.
5) ...take off all my skin to reveal the truth behind my human facade.
6) ...play Hockey again.
7) ...use ear-buds to clean my ears again, despite the cravings and the temporary bliss. This is the second time I have goven myself an ear infection... idiot.
8) ...survive a nuclear war.
9) ...knowingly put money into the Bono coffers, either by buying a U2 record (god forbid) or staying near a place that has ever played a U2 song or thought about doing. that might not be very workable, but the sentiment is sound.
10) ...eat worms.